A Few Rules for Beginners

Babies must not eat the coal

And they must not make grimaces,

Nor in party dresses roll

And must never black their faces.

They must learn that pointing's rude,

They must sit quite still at table,

And must always eat the food

Put before them—if they're able.

If they fall, they must not cry,

Though it's known how painful this is;

No—there's always Mother by

Who will comfort them with kisses.