ADULT'S DEPARTMENT:

Oh, Willie and Wallie and Pinkie Jane!

They run away with a Railroad Train!

‘ T was Wallie got up the ridiculous plan,—

‘ T was most as good as the Chewin’ - Gum Man!

Wallie is terribul funny — My!

He can make up a face that would make you die,

An’ when Pinkie Jane come down to the city

He tried to show off, for she's awful pretty.

So they all went over across the Bay,

To have a picnic, and spend the day.

At Sixteenth Street they got off the cars

A-grinnin’ an’ giggling so,— My Stars!

A Enormus Crowd begun to collect,

But nobuddy knew just what to expect.

Then up the track come a little spot,

An’ nearer and nearer and NEARER it got,

And Willie and Wallie and Pinkie Jane

Stood right in the road of the Overland Train!!!

The folks on the platform begun to yell,

“Look out!— get off!!” an’ the engine bell