Bazonka

Say Bazonka every day

That's what my grandma used to say

It keeps at bay the Asian Flu'

And both your elbows free from glue.

So say Bazonka every day

(That's what my grandma used to say)

Don't say it if your socks are dry!

Or when the sun is in your eye!

Never say it in the dark

(The word you see emits a spark)

Only say it in the day

(That's what my grandma used to say)

Young Tiny Tim took her advice

He said it once, he said it twice

he said it till the day he died

And even after that he tried

To say Bazonka! every day

Just like my grandma used to say.

Now folks around declare it's true

That every night at half past two

If you'll stand upon your head

And shout Bazonka! from your bed

You'll hear the word as clear as day

Just like my grandma used to say!