‘ Bobs’
There's a little red-faced man,
Which is Bobs,
Rides the tallest‘ orse‘ e can-
Our Bobs,
If it bucks or kicks or rears,
‘ E can sit for twenty years
With a smile round both‘ is ears-
Ca n't yer, Bobs?
Then‘ ere's to Bobs Bahadur-
Little Bobs, Bobs, Bobs!
‘ E's or pukka Kandaharder-
Fightin’ Bobs, Bobs, Bobs!
‘ E's the Dook of Aggy Chel;
‘ E's the man that done us well,
An’ we'll follow‘ im to‘ ell-
Wo n't we Bobs?
If a limber's slipped a trace,
‘ Ook on Bobs.
If a marker's lost‘ is place,
Dress by Bobs.
For‘ e's eyes all up‘ is coat,
An’ a bugle in‘ is throat,
An’ you will not play the goat
Under Bobs.
‘ E's a little down on drink,
Chaplain Bobs;
But it keeps us outer Clink-
Do n't it Bobs?
So we will not complain
Tho’‘ e's water on the brain,
If‘ e leads us straight again-
Blue-light Bobs.
If you stood‘ im on‘ is head
Father Bobs,
You could spill a quart o’ lead
Outer Bobs.
‘ E's been at it thirty years,
An’ amassin souveneers
In the way o’ slugs an’ spears-
Ai n't yer, Bobs?
What‘ e does not Know o’ war,
Gen'ral Bobs,
You can arst the shop next door-
Ca n't they, Bobs?
Oh,‘ e's little, but he's wise;
‘ E's a terror for‘ is size,
An’ - ‘ e-does-not-advertise-
Do yer, Bobs?
Now they've made a bloomin’ Lord
Outer Bobs,
Which was but‘ is fair reward-
Were n't it Bobs?
So‘ e'll wear a coronet
Where‘ is‘ elmet used to set;
But we know you wo n't forget-
Will yer, Bobs?
Then‘ ere's to Bobs Bahadur —
Little Bobs, Bobs, Bobs!
Pocket-Wellin'ton an’ arder —
Fightin’ Bobs, Bobs, Bobs!
This ai n't no bloomin’ ode,
But you've‘ elped the soldier's load,
An’ for benefits bestowed,
Bless yer, Bobs!