Channels

Channel 1's no fun.

Channel 2's just news.

Channel 3's hard to see.

Channel 4 is just a bore.

Channel 5 is all jive.

Channel 6 needs to be fixed.

Channel 7 and Channel 8-

Just old movies, not so great.

Channel 9's a waste of time.

Channel 10 is off, my child.

Wouldn't you like to talk a while?