DESCRIPTION OF AN AUTHOR'S BEDCHAMBER

WHERE the Red Lion flaring o'er the way,

Invites each passing stranger that can pay;

Where Calvert's butt, and Parsons’ black champagne,

Regale the drabs and bloods of Drury-lane;

There in a lonely room, from bailiffs snug,

The Muse found Scroggen stretch'd beneath a rug;

A window, patch'd with paper, lent a ray,

That dimly show'd the state in which he lay;

The sanded floor that grits beneath the tread;

The humid wall with paltry pictures spread:

The royal game of goose was there in view,

And the twelve rules the royal martyr drew;

The seasons, fram'd with listing, found a place,

And brave prince William show'd his lamp-black face:

The morn was cold, he views with keen desire

The rusty grate unconscious of a fire;

With beer and milk arrears the frieze was scor'd,

And five crack'd teacups dress'd the chimney board;

A nightcap deck'd his brows instead of bay,

A cap by night — a stocking all the day!