HMS Pinafore: Act I

By William Schwenck Gilbert

DRAMATIS PERSONAE

The Rt.Hon Sir Joseph Porter, K.C.B.  (First Lord of the Admiralty)

Captain Corcoran (Commanding H.M.S. Pinafore)

Tom Tucker (Midshipmite)

Ralph Rackstraw (Able Seaman)

Dick Deadeye (Able Seaman)

Bill Bobstay (Boatswain's Mate)

Bob Becket (Carpenter's Mate)

Josephine (the Captain's Daughter)

Hebe (Sir Joseph Porter's First Cousin)

Mrs. Cripps (Little Buttercup)  (A Portsmouth Bumboat Woman)

First Lord's Sisters, his Cousins, his Aunts, Sailors, Marines,

etc.

    Scene: QUARTER-DECK OF H.M.S. PINAFORE, OFF PORTSMOUTH

               ACT I.— Noon

SCENE — Quarter-deck of H.M.S. Pinafore.  Sailors, led by

    Boatswain, discovered cleaning brasswork, splicing rope, etc.

                        CHORUS — MEN

              We sail the ocean blue,

              And our saucy ship's a beauty;

              We're sober men and true,

              And attentive to our duty.

              When the balls whistle free

              O'er the bright blue sea,

              We stand to our guns all day;

              When at anchor we ride

              On the Portsmouth tide,

              We have plenty of time to play.

Enter little Buttercup, with large basket on her arm

                          RECITATIVE

    Hail, men-o'-war's men — safeguards of your nation

    Here is an end, at last, of all privation;

    You've got your pay — spare all you can afford

    To welcome Little Buttercup on board.

                             ARIA

For I'm called Little Buttercup — dear Little Buttercup,

    Though I could never tell why,

But still I'm called Buttercup — poor little Buttercup,

    Sweet Little Buttercup I!

I've snuff and tobaccy, and excellent jacky,

    I've scissors, and watches, and knives;

I've ribbons and laces to set off the faces

    Of pretty young sweethearts and wives.

I've treacle and toffee, I've tea and I've coffee,

    Soft tommy and succulent chops;

I've chickens and conies, and pretty polonies,

    And excellent peppermint drops.

Then buy of your Buttercup — dear Little Buttercup;

    Sailors should never be shy;

So, buy of your Buttercup — poor Little Buttercup;

    Come, of your Buttercup buy!

    BOAT. Aye, Little Buttercup — and well called — for you're

the rosiest, the roundest, and the reddest beauty in all

Spithead.

    BUT.  Red, am I? and round — and rosy!  Maybe, for I have

dissembled well!  But hark ye, my merry friend — hast ever

thought that beneath a gay and frivolous exterior there may lurk

a canker-worm which is slowly but surely eating its way into

one's very heart?

    BOAT.  No, my lass, I can't say I've ever thought that.

Enter Dick Deadeye.  He pushes through sailors, and comes down

    DICK.  I have thought it often.  (All recoil from him.)

    BUT.  Yes, you look like it!  What's the matter with the

man?  Isn't he well?

    BOAT.  Don't take no heed of him; that's only poor Dick

Deadeye.

    DICK.  I say — it's a beast of a name, ain't it — Dick

Deadeye?

    BUT.  It's not a nice name.

    DICK.  I'm ugly too, ain't I?

    BUT.  You are certainly plain.

    DICK.  And I'm three-cornered too, ain't I?

    BUT.  You are rather triangular.

    DICK.  Ha! ha! That's it.  I'm ugly, and they hate me for

it; for you all hate me, don't you?

    ALL.  We do!

    DICK.  There!

    BOAT.  Well, Dick, we wouldn't go for to hurt any fellow-

creature's feelings, but you can't expect a chap with such a name

as Dick Deadeye to be a popular character — now can you?

    DICK.  No.

    BOAT.  It's asking too much, ain't it?

    DICK.  It is.  From such a face and form as mine the noblest

sentiments sound like the black utterances of a depraved

imagination.  It is human nature — I am resigned.

                          RECITATIVE

BUT.  (looking down hatchway).

         But, tell me — who's the youth whose faltering feet

              With difficulty bear him on his course?

BOAT.     That is the smartest lad in all the fleet—

         Ralph Rackstraw!

BUT.                          Ha!  That name!  Remorse! remorse!

Enter Ralph from hatchway

                      MADRIGAL — RALPH

                        The Nightingale

                   Sighed for the moon's bright ray

                        And told his tale

                   In his own melodious way!

                   He sang "Ah, well-a-day!"

ALL.                He sang "Ah, well-a-day!"

                        The lowly vale

                   For the mountain vainly sighed,

                        To his humble wail

                   The echoing hills replied.

                        They sang "Ah, well-a-day!"

ALL.                     They sang "Ah, well-a-day!"

                     RECITATIVE — RALPH

              I know the value of a kindly chorus,

                   But choruses yield little consolation

              When we have pain and sorrow too before us!

                   I love — and love, alas, above my station!

BUT (aside).   He loves — and loves a lass above his station!

ALL (aside).   Yes, yes, the lass is much above his station!

                                           Exit Little Buttercup

                       BALLAD — RALPH

                   A maiden fair to see,

                   The pearl of minstrelsy,

                        A bud of blushing beauty;

                   For whom proud nobles sigh,

                   And with each other vie

                        To do her menial's duty.

ALL.                     To do her menial's duty.

                   A suitor, lowly born,

                   With hopeless passion torn,

                        And poor beyond denying,

                   Has dared for her to pine

                   At whose exalted shrine

                        A world of wealth is sighing.

ALL.                     A world of wealth is sighing.

                   Unlearned he in aught

                   Save that which love has taught

                        (For love had been his tutor);

                   Oh, pity, pity me—

                   Our captain's daughter she,

                        And I that lowly suitor!

ALL.                     And he that lowly suitor!

    BOAT.  Ah, my poor lad, you've climbed too high: our worthy

captain's child won't have nothin' to say to a poor chap like

you.  Will she, lads?

    ALL.  No, no.

    DICK.  No, no, captains' daughters don't marry foremast

hands.

    ALL (recoiling from him).  Shame! shame!

    BOAT.  Dick Deadeye, them sentiments o' yourn are a disgrace

to our common natur'.

    RALPH.  But it's a strange anomaly, that the daughter of a

man who hails from the quarter-deck may not love another who lays

out on the fore-yard arm.  For a man is but a man, whether he

hoists his flag at the main-truck or his slacks on the main-deck.

    DICK.  Ah, it's a queer world!

    RALPH.  Dick Deadeye, I have no desire to press hardly on

you, but such a revolutionary sentiment is enough to make an

honest sailor shudder.

    BOAT.  My lads, our gallant captain has come on deck; let us

greet him as so brave an officer and so gallant a seaman

deserves.

Enter Captain Corcoran

                 RECITATIVE — CAPT. and CREW

CAPT.               My gallant crew, good morning.

ALL (saluting).          Sir, good morning!

CAPT.               I hope you're all quite well.

ALL (as before).         Quite well; and you, sir?

CAPT.               I am in reasonable health, and happy

                   To meet you all once more.

ALL (as before).         You do us proud, sir!

                       SONG — CAPTAIN

CAPT.                    I am the Captain of the Pinafore;

ALL.                And a right good captain, too!

CAPT.                    You're very, very good,

                        And be it understood,

                   I command a right good crew,

ALL.                     We're very, very good,

                        And be it understood,

                   He commands a right good crew.

CAPT.               Though related to a peer,

                   I can hand, reef, and steer,

                        And ship a selvagee;

                   I am never known to quail

                   At the furry of a gale,

                        And I'm never, never sick at sea!

ALL.                          What, never?

CAPT.                              No, never!

ALL.                          What, never?

CAPT.                              Hardly ever!

ALL.           He's hardly ever sick at sea!

              Then give three cheers, and one cheer more,

              For the hardy Captain of the Pinafore!

CAPT.               I do my best to satisfy you all—

ALL.                And with you we're quite content.

CAPT.                    You're exceedingly polite,

                        And I think it only right

                   To return the compliment.

ALL.                We're exceedingly polite,

                        And he thinks it's only right

                   To return the compliment.

CAPT.                    Bad language or abuse,

                        I never, never use,

                   Whatever the emergency;

                        Though "Bother it" I may

                        Occasionally say,

                   I never use a big, big D—

ALL.                          What, never?

CAPT.                              No, never!

ALL.                          What, never?

CAPT.                              Hardly ever!

ALL.           Hardly ever swears a big, big D—

              Then give three cheers, and one cheer more,

              For the well-bred Captain of the Pinafore!

                             [After song exeunt all but CAPTAIN]

Enter Little Buttercup

              RECITATIVE — BUTTERCUP and CAPT.

BUT.      Sir, you are sad!  The silent eloquence

         Of yonder tear that trembles on your eyelash

         Proclaims a sorrow far more deep than common;

         Confide in me — fear not — I am a mother!

CAPT.     Yes, Little Buttercup, I'm sad and sorry—

         My daughter, Josephine, the fairest flower

         That ever blossomed on ancestral timber,

         Is sought in marriage by Sir Joseph Porter,

         Our Admiralty's First Lord, but for some reason

         She does not seem to tackle kindly to it.

BUT. (with emotion).  Ah, poor Sir Joseph!  Ah, I know too well

         The anguish of a heart that loves but vainly!

         But see, here comes your most attractive daughter.

         I go — Farewell!                            [Exit.

CAPT. (looking after her).  A plump and pleasing person!   [Exit.

Enter Josephine, twining some flowers which she carries in a small

    basket

                     BALLAD — JOSEPHINE

         Sorry her lot who loves too well,

              Heavy the heart that hopes but vainly,

         Sad are the sighs that own the spell,

              Uttered by eyes that speak too plainly;

                   Heavy the sorrow that bows the head

                   When love is alive and hope is dead!

         Sad is the hour when sets the sun—

              Dark is the night to earth's poor daughters,

         When to the ark the wearied one

              Flies from the empty waste of waters!

                   Heavy the sorrow that bows the head

                   When love is alive and hope is dead!

Enter Captain

    CAPT.  My child, I grieve to see that you are a prey to

melancholy.  You should look your best to-day, for Sir Joseph

Porter, K.C.B., will be here this afternoon to claim your

promised hand.

    JOS.  Ah, father, your words cut me to the quick.  I can

esteem — reverence — venerate Sir Joseph, for he is a great and

good man; but oh, I cannot love him!  My heart is already given.

    CAPT. (aside).  It is then as I feared.  (Aloud.)  Given?

And to whom?  Not to some gilded lordling?

    JOS.  No, father — the object of my love is no lordling.

Oh, pity me, for he is but a humble sailor on board your own

ship!

    CAPT.  Impossible!

    JOS.  Yes, it is true — too true.

    CAPT.  A common sailor?  Oh fie!

    JOS.  I blush for the weakness that allows me to cherish

such a passion.  I hate myself when I think of the depth to which

I have stooped in permitting myself to think tenderly of one so

ignobly born, but I love him!  I love him!  I love him!  (Weeps.)

    CAPT.  Come, my child, let us talk this over.  In a matter

of the heart I would not coerce my daughter — I attach but

little value to rank or wealth, but the line must be drawn

somewhere.  A man in that station may be brave and worthy, but at

every step he would commit solecisms that society would never

pardon.

    JOS.  Oh, I have thought of this night and day.  But fear

not, father, I have a heart, and therefore I love; but I am your

daughter, and therefore I am proud.  Though I carry my love with

me to the tomb, he shall never, never know it.

    CAPT.  You are my daughter after all.  But see, Sir Joseph's

barge approaches, manned by twelve trusty oarsmen and accompanied

by the admiring crowd of sisters, cousins, and aunts that attend

him wherever he goes.  Retire, my daughter, to your cabin — take

this, his photograph, with you — it may help to bring you to a

more reasonable frame of mind.

    JOS.  My own thoughtful father!

    [Exit Josephine.  Captain remains and ascends the poop-deck.

                   BARCAROLLE. (invisible)

                SIR JOSEPH'S FEMALE RELATIVES

                   Over the bright blue sea

              Comes Sir Joseph Porter, K.C.B.,

                   Wherever he may go

              Bang-bang the loud nine-pounders go!

                   Shout o'er the bright blue sea

              For Sir Joseph Porter, K.C.B.

[During this the Crew have entered on tiptoe, listening attentive

    to the song.

                      CHORUS OF SAILORS

              Sir Joseph's barge is seen,

                   And its crowd of blushing beauties,

              We hope he'll find us clean,

                   And attentive to our duties.

              We sail, we sail the ocean blue,

                   And our saucy ship's a beauty.

              We're sober, sober men and true

                   And attentive to our duty.

              We're smart and sober men,

                   And quite devoid of fe-ar,

              In all the Royal N.

                   None are so smart as we are.

Enter Sir Joseph's Female Relatives

                   (They dance round stage)

REL.           Gaily tripping,

              Lightly skipping,

         Flock the maidens to the shipping.

SAILORS.  Flags and guns and pennants dipping!

         All the ladies love the shipping.

REL.           Sailors sprightly

              Always rightly

         Welcome ladies so politely.

SAILORS.  Ladies who can smile so brightly,

         Sailors welcome most politely.

CAPT. (from poop).  Now give three cheers, I'll lead the way

ALL.           Hurrah! hurrah! hurrah! hurray!

Enter Sir Joseph with Cousin Hebe

                      SONG — SIR JOSEPH

                   I am the monarch of the sea,

                   The ruler of the Queen's Navee,

              Whose praise Great Britain loudly chants.

COUSIN HEBE.   And we are his sisters, and his cousins, and his

                        aunts!

REL.           And we are his sisters, and his cousins, and his

                        aunts!

SIR JOSEPH.         When at anchor here I ride,

                   My bosom swells with pride,

              And I snap my fingers at a foeman's taunts;

COUSIN HEBE.   And so do his sisters, and his cousins, and his

                        aunts!

ALL.           And so do his sisters, and his cousins, and his

                        aunts!

SIR JOSEPH.         But when the breezes blow,

                   I generally go below,

              And seek the seclusion that a cabin grants;

COUSIN HEBE.   And so do his sisters, and his cousins, and his

                        aunts!

ALL.           And so do his sisters, and his cousins, and his

                        aunts!

                   His sisters and his cousins,

              Whom he reckons up by dozens,

                   And his aunts!

                     SONG  —  SIR JOSEPH

    When I was a lad I served a term

    As office boy to an Attorney's firm.

    I cleaned the windows and I swept the floor,

    And I polished up the handle of the big front door.

         I polished up that handle so carefullee

         That now I am the Ruler of the Queen's Navee!

                 CHORUS. — He polished, etc.

    As office boy I made such a mark

    That they gave me the post of a junior clerk.

    I served the writs with a smile so bland,

    And I copied all the letters in a big round hand—

         I copied all the letters in a hand so free,

         That now I am the Ruler of the Queen's Navee!

                  CHORUS. — He copied, etc.

    In serving writs I made such a name

    That an articled clerk I soon became;

    I wore clean collars and a brand-new suit

    For the pass examination at the Institute,

         And that pass examination did so well for me,

         That now I am the Ruler of the Queen's Navee!

          CHORUS. — And that pass examination, etc.

    Of legal knowledge I acquired such a grip

    That they took me into the partnership.

    And that junior partnership, I ween,

    Was the only ship that I ever had seen.

         But that kind of ship so suited me,

         That now I am the Ruler of the Queen's Navee!

                CHORUS. — But that kind, etc.

    I grew so rich that I was sent

    By a pocket borough into Parliament.

    I always voted at my party's call,

    And I never thought of thinking for myself at all.

         I thought so little, they rewarded me

         By making me the Ruler of the Queen's Navee!

            CHORUS. — He thought so little, etc.

    Now landsmen all, whoever you may be,

    If you want to rise to the top of the tree,

    If your soul isn't fettered to an office stool,

    Be careful to be guided by this golden rule—

         Stick close to your desks and never go to sea,

         And you all may be rulers of the Queen's Navee!

                 CHORUS. — Stick close, etc.

    SIR JOSEPH.  You've a remarkably fine crew, Captain

Corcoran.

    CAPT.  It is a fine crew, Sir Joseph.

    SIR JOSEPH. (examining a very small midshipman).  A British

sailor is a splendid fellow, Captain Corcoran.

    CAPT.  A splendid fellow indeed, Sir Joseph.

    SIR JOSEPH.  I hope you treat your crew kindly, Captain

Corcoran.

    CAPT.  Indeed I hope so, Sir Joseph.

    SIR JOSEPH.  Never forget that they are the bulwarks of

England's greatness, Captain Corcoran.

    CAPT.  So I have always considered them, Sir Joseph.

    SIR JOSEPH.  No bullying, I trust — no strong language of

any kind, eh?

    CAPT.  Oh, never, Sir Joseph.

    SIR JOSEPH.  What, never?

    CAPT.  Hardly ever, Sir Joseph.  They are an excellent crew,

and do their work thoroughly without it.

    SIR JOSEPH.  Don't patronise them, sir — pray, don't

patronise them.

    CAPT.  Certainly not, Sir Joseph.

    SIR JOSEPH.  That you are their captain is an accident of

birth.  I cannot permit these noble fellows to be patronised

because an accident of birth has placed you above them and them

below you.

    CAPT.  I am the last person to insult a British sailor, Sir

Joseph.

    SIR JOSEPH.  You are the last person who did, Captain

Corcoran.  Desire that splendid seaman to step forward.

                     (Dick comes forward)

    SIR JOSEPH.  No, no, the other splendid seaman.

    CAPT.  Ralph Rackstraw, three paces to the front — march!

    SIR JOSEPH (sternly).  If what?

    CAPT.  I beg your pardon — I don't think I understand you.

    SIR JOSEPH.  If you please.

    CAPT.  Oh, yes, of course.  If you please.  (Ralph steps

forward.)

    SIR JOSEPH.  You're a remarkably fine fellow.

    RALPH.  Yes, your honour.

    SIR JOSEPH.   And a first-rate seaman, I'll be bound.

    RALPH.  There's not a smarter topman in the Navy, your

honour, though I say it who shouldn't.

    SIR JOSEPH.  Not at all.  Proper self-respect, nothing more.

Can you dance a hornpipe?

    RALPH.  No, your honour.

    SIR JOSEPH.  That's a pity: all sailors should dance

hornpipes.  I will teach you one this evening, after dinner.  Now

tell me — don't be afraid — how does your captain treat you,

eh?

    RALPH.  A better captain don't walk the deck, your honour.

    ALL.  Aye; Aye!

    SIR JOSEPH.  Good.  I like to hear you speak well of your

commanding officer; I daresay he don't deserve it, but still it

does you credit.  Can you sing?

    RALPH.  I can hum a little, your honour.

    SIR JOSEPH.  Then hum this at your leisure.  (Giving him MS.

music.)  It is a song that I have composed for the use of the

Royal Navy.  It is designed to encourage independence of thought

and action in the lower branches of the service, and to teach the

principle that a British sailor is any man's equal, excepting

mine.  Now, Captain Corcoran, a word with you in your cabin, on a

tender and sentimental subject.

    CAPT.  Aye, aye, Sir Joseph.  (Crossing)  Boatswain, in

commemoration of this joyous occasion, see that extra grog is

served out to the ship's company at seven bells.

    BOAT.  Beg pardon.  If what, your honour?

    CAPT.  If what?  I don't think I understand you.

    BOAT.  If you please, your honour.

    CAPT.  What!

    SIR JOSEPH.  The gentleman is quite right.  If you please.

    CAPT. (stamping his foot impatiently).  If you please!      

                                                          [Exit.

SIR JOSEPH.    For I hold that on the seas

              The expression, "if you please",

                   A particularly gentlemanly tone implants.

COUSIN HEBE.   And so do his sisters, and his cousins, and his

                        aunts!

ALL            And so do his sisters, and his cousins, and his

                        aunts!

                               [Exeunt Sir Joseph and Relatives.

    BOAT.  Ah!  Sir Joseph's true gentleman; courteous and

considerate to the very humblest.

    RALPH.  True, Boatswain, but we are not the very humblest.

Sir Joseph has explained our true position to us.  As he says, a

British seaman is any man's equal excepting his, and if Sir

Joseph says that, is it not our duty to believe him?

    ALL.  Well spoke! well spoke!

    DICK.  You're on a wrong tack, and so is he.  He means well,

but he don't know.  When people have to obey other people's

orders, equality's out of the question.

    ALL (recoiling).  Horrible! horrible!

    BOAT.  Dick Deadeye, if you go for to infuriate this here

ship's company too far, I won't answer for being able to hold 'em

in.  I'm shocked! that's what I am — shocked!

    RALPH.  Messmates, my mind's made up.  I'll speak to the

captain's daughter, and tell her, like an honest man, of the

honest love I have for her.

    ALL.  Aye, aye!

    RALPH.  Is not my love as good as another's?  Is not my

heart as true as another's?  Have I not hands and eyes and ears

and limbs like another?

    ALL.  Aye, Aye!

    RALPH.  True, I lack birth—

    BOAT.  You've a berth on board this very ship.

    RALPH.  Well said — I had forgotten that.  Messmates —

what do you say?  Do you approve my determination?

    ALL.  We do.

    DICK.  I don t.

    BOAT.  What is to be done with this here hopeless chap?  Let

us sing him the song that Sir Joseph has kindly composed for us.

Perhaps it will bring this here miserable creetur to a proper

state of mind.

   GLEE! — RALPH, BOATSWAIN, BOATSWAIN'S MATE, and CHORUS

         A British tar is a soaring soul,

              As free as a mountain bird,

         His energetic fist should be ready to resist

              A dictatorial word.

         His nose should pant and his lip should curl,

         His cheeks should flame and his brow should furl,

         His bosom should heave and his heart should glow,

         And his fist be ever ready for a knock-down blow.

              CHORUS. — His nose should pant, etc.

         His eyes should flash with an inborn fire,

              His brow with scorn be wrung;

         He never should bow down to a domineering frown,

              Or the tang of a tyrant tongue.

         His foot should stamp and his throat should growl,

         His hair should twirl and his face should scowl;

         His eyes should flash and his breast protrude,

         And this should be his customary attitude — (pose).

              CHORUS. — His foot should stamp, etc.

[All dance off excepting Ralph, who remains, leaning pensively

    against bulwark.

Enter Josephine from cabin

    JOS.  It is useless — Sir Joseph's attentions nauseate me.

I know that he is a truly great and good man, for he told me so

himself, but to me he seems tedious, fretful, and dictatorial.

Yet his must be a mind of no common order, or he would not dare

to teach my dear father to dance a hornpipe on the cabin table.

(Sees Ralph.)  Ralph Rackstraw!  (Overcome by emotion.)

    RALPH.  Aye, lady — no other than poor Ralph Rackstraw!

    JOS. (aside).  How my heart beats!  (Aloud)  And why poor,

Ralph?

    RALPH.  I am poor in the essence of happiness, lady — rich

only in never-ending unrest.  In me there meet a combination of

antithetical elements which are at eternal war with one another.

Driven hither by objective influences — thither by subjective

emotions — wafted one moment into blazing day, by mocking hope -

- plunged the next into the Cimmerian darkness of tangible

despair, I am but a living ganglion of irreconcilable

antagonisms.  I hope I make myself clear, lady?

    JOS.  Perfectly.  (Aside.)  His simple eloquence goes to my

heart.  Oh, if I dared — but no, the thought is madness!

(Aloud.)  Dismiss these foolish fancies, they torture you but

needlessly.  Come, make one effort.

    RALPH (aside).  I will — one.  (Aloud.)  Josephine!

    JOS. (indignantly).  Sir!

    RALPH.  Aye, even though Jove's armoury were launched at the

head of the audacious mortal whose lips, unhallowed by

relationship, dared to breathe that precious word, yet would I

breathe it once, and then perchance be silent evermore.

Josephine, in one brief breath I will concentrate the hopes, the

doubts, the anxious fears of six weary months.  Josephine, I am a

British sailor, and I love you!

    JOS.  Sir, this audacity!  (Aside.)  Oh, my heart, my

beating heart!  (Aloud.)  This unwarrantable presumption on the

part of a common sailor!  (Aside.)  Common! oh, the irony of the

word!  (Crossing, aloud.)  Oh, sir, you forget the disparity in

our ranks.

    RALPH.  I forget nothing, haughty lady.  I love you

desperately, my life is in your hand — I lay it at your feet!

Give me hope, and what I lack in education and polite

accomplishments, that I will endeavour to acquire.  Drive me to

despair, and in death alone I shall look for consolation.  I am

proud and cannot stoop to implore.  I have spoken and I wait your

word.

    JOS.  You shall not wait long.  Your proffered love I

haughtily reject.  Go, sir, and learn to cast your eyes on some

village maiden in your own poor rank — they should be lowered

before your captain's daughter.

                  DUET—JOSEPHINE and RALPH

JOS.           Refrain, audacious tar,

                   Your suit from pressing,

              Remember what you are,

                   And whom addressing!

(Aside.)       I'd laugh my rank to scorn

                   In union holy,

              Were he more highly born

                   Or I more lowly!

RALPH.         Proud lady, have your way,

                   Unfeeling beauty!

              You speak and I obey,

                   It is my duty!

              I am the lowliest tar

                   That sails the water,

              And you, proud maiden, are

                   My captain's daughter!

(Aside.)       My heart with anguish torn

                   Bows down before her,

              She laughs my love to scorn,

                   Yet I adore her!

  [Repeat refrain, ensemble, then exit Josephine into cabin.

RALPH. (Recit.)     Can I survive this overbearing

                   Or live a life of mad despairing,

                   My proffered love despised, rejected?

                   No, no, it's not to be expected!

                                  (Calling off.)

         Messmates, ahoy!

                   Come here!  Come here!

Enter Sailors, Hebe, and Relatives

ALL.           Aye, aye, my boy,

              What cheer, what cheer?

                   Now tell us, pray,

                   Without delay,

                   What does she say—

              What cheer, what cheer?

   

RALPH (to Cousin Hebe).

         The maiden treats my suit with scorn,

              Rejects my humble gift, my lady;

         She says I am ignobly born,

              And cuts my hopes adrift, my lady.

ALL.                       Oh, cruel one.

DICK.     She spurns your suit?  Oho! Oho!

         I told you so, I told you so.

SAILORS AND RELATIVES.

         Shall we/they submit?  Are we/they but slaves?

              Love comes alike to high and low—

         Britannia's sailors rule the waves,

              And shall they stoop to insult?  No!

DICK.     You must submit, you are but slaves;

              A lady she!  Oho! Oho!

         You lowly toilers of the waves,

              She spurns you all — I told you so!

RALPH.    My friends, my leave of life I'm taking,

         For oh, my heart, my heart is breaking;

         When I am gone, oh, prithee tell

         The maid that, as I died, I loved her well!

ALL (turning away, weeping).

         Of life, alas! his leave he's taking,

         For ah! his faithful heart is breaking;

         When he is gone we'll surely tell

         The maid that, as he died, he loved her well.

[During Chorus Boatswain has loaded pistol, which he hands to

    Ralph.

RALPH.    Be warned, my messmates all

              Who love in rank above you—

         For Josephine I fall!

    [Puts pistol to his head.  All the sailors stop their ears.

Enter Josephine on deck

JOS.                Ah! stay your hand — I love you!

ALL.                Ah! stay your hand — she loves you!

RALPH. (incredulously). Loves me?

JOS.                          Loves you!

ALL.                Yes, yes — ah, yes, she loves you!

                           ENSEMBLE

             Sailors and Relatives and Josephine

              Oh joy, oh rapture unforeseen,

              For now the sky is all serene;

              The god of day — the orb of love—

              Has hung his ensign high above,

                   The sky is all ablaze.

              With wooing words and loving song,

              We'll chase the lagging hours along,

              And if I/we find the maiden coy,

              I'll/We'll murmur forth decorous joy

                   In dreamy roundelays!

                         DICK DEADEYE

              He thinks he's won his Josephine,

              But though the sky is now serene,

              A frowning thunderbolt above

              May end their ill-assorted love

                   Which now is all ablaze.

              Our captain, ere the day is gone,

              Will be extremely down upon

              The wicked men who art employ

              To make his Josephine less coy

                   In many various ways.

                                                     [Exit Dick.

JOS.                This very night,

HEBE.               With bated breath

RALPH.              And muffled oar—

JOS.                Without a light,

HEBE.               As still as death,

RALPH.              We'll steal ashore

JOS.                A clergyman

RALPH.              Shall make us one

BOAT.               At half-past ten,

JOS.                And then we can

RALPH.              Return, for none

BOAT.               Can part them then!

ALL.                This very night, etc.

                 (Dick appears at hatchway.)

DICK.     Forbear, nor carry out the scheme you've planned;

         She is a lady — you a foremast hand!

         Remember, she's your gallant captain's daughter,

         And you the meanest slave that crawls the water!

ALL.                Back, vermin, back,

                        Nor mock us!

                   Back, vermin, back,

                        You shock us!

                                                      [Exit Dick

         Let's give three cheers for the sailor's bride

         Who casts all thought of rank aside—

         Who gives up home and fortune too

         For the honest love of a sailor true!

              For a British tar is a soaring soul

                   As free as a mountain bird!

              His energetic fist should be ready to resist

                   A dictatorial word!

    His foot should stamp and his throat should growl,

    His hair should twirl and his face should scowl,

    His eyes should flash and his breast protrude,

    And this should be his customary attitude — (pose).

                        GENERAL DANCE