IF I'D A MILLION MILLIONS.

By Will Carleton

If I'd a million millions —

Just think! a million millions!—

What would n't I do — what could n't I do —

If I'd a million millions?

From every forest's finest tree

My many-gabled house should be;

With silver threads from golden looms

Should be attired my palace-rooms;

My blossomed table have the best

Of all the East and all the West;

My bed should be a daintier thing

Than ever sheltered queen or king;

What would n't I do,

What could n't I do,

If I'd a million millions?

If I'd a million millions —

A good, square million millions —

With gratefulness my friends should bless

Me and my million millions!

None that had e'er befriended me

But he a millionaire should be;

Who kindly words of me had told,

Should find their silver turned to gold;

And he who did but just advance

The sunbeam of a friendly glance

In my affliction's cloudy day

Should have rich, unexpected pay.

What would n't I do,

What could n't I do,

If I'd a million millions?

If I'd a million millions —

Just think! a million millions!—

How many coals on hostile souls

I'd heap with all my millions!

No enemy that earned my hate

Should for a fiery guerdon wait;

With roses sweet I'd twine him o'er

Until the thorns should prick him sore

( How much of credit may be claimed

For sweetly making foes ashamed

I do not know; it may depend

On how much true love we extend );

But love outpoured

I could afford,

If I'd a million millions!

An honest million millions —

Just think! a million millions!

The poor should bless the strange success

That gave me all those millions!

I'd slaughter every hungry wight

Within the circle of my sight,

And resurrect him with such food

As should go far to make him good;

No poor-house but must bow its head

And gaze at cottage walls instead;

And hungry paupers soon should see

A year of genuine jubilee.

Nought should alloy

Their perfect joy,

That could be saved by millions!

Just think! a million millions!—

The care of all those millions!

And after all, what would befall

A life with all those millions?

Would not the lucre clog my brain,

And make me hard and cold and vain?

Might not my treasure win my heart,

And make me loath with it to part?

How could I tell, by mortal sign,

Betwixt my money's friends and mine?

And then, the greed, and strife, and curse,

The world brings round a princely purse:

Perhaps my soul,

Upon the whole,

Is best, without the millions!