Look At All Those Monkeys!

Look at all those monkeys

Jumping in their cage.

Why don't they all go out to work

And earn a decent wage?

    How can you say such silly things,

    And you a son of mine?

    Imagine monkeys travelling on

    The Morden-Edgware line!

But what about the Pekinese!

They have an allocation.

'Don't travel during Peke hour',

It says on every station.

    My Gosh, you're right, my clever boy,

    I never thought of that!

    And so they left the monkey house,

    While an elephant raised his hat.