Our Idea of Nothing at All

O women, have you heard the news

Of charity and grace?

Look, look, how joy and gratitude

Are beaming in my face!

For Mr. Webb is not opposed

To woman in her place!

O Mr. Webb, how kind you are

To let us live at all,

To let us light the kitchen range

And tidy up the hall;

To tolerate the female sex

In spite of Adam's fall.

O girls, suppose that Mr. Webb

Should alter his decree!

Suppose he were opposed to us —

Opposed to you and me.

What would be left for us to do —

Except to cease to be?