Planned Chaotic Life
Written 2025-12-23
Oyoyoy, mom’s forcing me to learn English,
and I already see the suitcases,
and in my head it’s whistling: what should I take?
I dreamt of rockets, big brother playing volleyball,
and I was hiding the little one,
feeding him,
because survival is my second name.
Then mom says: “Dad brought the suitcases, let’s go!”
And I’m like: “Wait, stop, I haven’t sorted my tech yet!”
Green phones, consoles, tablets —
I’m like a little hacker gathering my arsenal.
And then internet attacks,
dad’s fans put on a circus:
“Traumatologist! Bullying! Ukrainian flag!”
And I just laugh and say: “Guys, not here!”
Moldova… oh, Moldova, you’re my haven,
I thought I’d settle here.
But surprise — dad’s planning a move,
and mom with English, and it’s hee-hee-hee chaos!
So what’s left?
Laughter, suitcases, a green phone,
piercings, tattoos,
and a tiny carry-on —
because even chaos can be packed neatly.
Chaos is planned,
but I’m already laughing,
because inside, I’m the commander of my own chaos.