RIDDLES

By Ring Lardner

If it's fun to take books from the bookcase,

If you really believe it's worth while

To carry them out to the kitchen

And build them all up in a pile,

Why is n't it just as agreeable then

To carry them back to the bookcase again?

If it's fun to make marks with a pencil

In books that one cares for a heap;

To tear out the pages from volumes

One likes and is anxious to keep,

Why is n't it pleasure to put on the hummer

A magazine read and discarded last summer?