STAGELAND

The customs of this land have all

Been published in a bulky tome.

The author is a man they call

Jerome K. Jerome K. Jerome.

So, lest on his preserves I poach,

This subject I refuse to broach.

The moral here is plain to see.

If true the hackneyed witticism

Which stamps Originality

As‘ undetected plagiarism,’

What a vocation I have miss'd

As undetected plagiarist!