Standing Room Only

By Spike Milligan

This population explosion

Said Peter to St. Paul

Is really getting far too much

Just look at the crowd in the hall.

Even here, in Heaven

There isn't any room

I think the world could do with less

Much less fruit in the womb.

Thus Heaven is overcrowded

The numbers are starting to tell

So when the next lot knock at the gates

Tell 'em to 'Go to Hell'.