The Angora Cat

By Frederick Locker-Lampson

Good pastry is vended

In Cite Fadette,—

Madame Pons constructs splendid

Brioche and galette!

Monsieur Pons is so fat that

He's laid on the shelf,—

Madame Pons had a cat that

Was fat as herself.

Long hair — soft as satin,—

A musical purr —

‘ Gainst the window she'd flatten

Her delicate fur.

Once I drove Lou to see what

Our neighbours were at,

When, in rapture, cried she, “What

An exquisite cat!

“What whiskers! She's purring

All over. A gale

Of contentment is stirring

Her feathery tail.

“Monsieur Pons, will you sell her?” —

“Ma femme est sortie,

Your offer I'll tell her,

But — will she?” says he.

Yet Pons was persuaded

To part with the prize!

( Our bargain was aided,

My Lou, by your eyes! )

From his legitime save him —

My fate I prefer!

For I warrant she gave him

Un mauvais quart d'heure.

I'm giving a pleasant

Grimalkin to Lou,

— Ah, Puss, what a present

I'm giving to you!