THE GARTER

By Frederick Locker-Lampson

The healthy-wealthy-wise, affirm,

That early birds secure the worm,

And doubtless so they do;

Who scorns his couch should earn, by rights,

A world of pleasant sounds and sights

That vanish with the dew.

Bright Phosphor, from his watch released,

Now fading from the purple East —

The morning waxing stronger;

The comely cock that vainly strives

To crow from sleep his drowsy wives,

Who would be dosing longer.

Uxorious Chanticleer! and hark!

Upraise thine eyes, and find the lark,

That matutine musician,

Who heavenward soars on rapture’ s wings,

Though sought, unseen, who mounts, and sings

In musical derision.

A daughter hast’ ning to prepare

Her father’ s humble morning fare —

The sturdy reaper’ s meal.

In russet gown and apron blue,

The daughter sings; like “Lucy,” too,

She plies her spinning-wheel.

Anon the early reaper hies

To waving fields that clasp the skies,

Broad sheets of sunlit water.

All these were heard or seen by one

Who stole a march upon that sun,

And then — upon that Daughter!

This dainty maid, the hamlet’ s pride,

A lambkin trotting at her side,

Then hied her through the park;

A fond and gentle foster-dam —

May be she slumbered with her lamb,

Thus rising with the lark!

The lambkin frisk’ d, the damsel fain

Would wile him back,— she called in vain.

The truant gamboll’ d farther:

One follow’ d for the maiden’ s sake,

A pilgrim in an Angel’ s wake —

A happy pilgrim, rather.

The maid gave chase, the lambkin ran,

As only woolly vagrant can,

Who never felt a crook;

But stay’ d at length, as’ twere disposed

To drink, where tawny sands disclosed

The margent of a brook.

His mistress, who had follow’ d fast,

Cried, “Little rogue, you’ re caught at last;

I’ m fleeter, Sir, than you.”

Then straight the wanderer convey’ d

Where tangled shrubs, in branching shade,

Protected her from view —

Of all save one. She glanced around,

All fearful lest the slightest sound

Might mortal footfall be.

Then shrinkingly she stepped aside

One moment, and her garter tied

The truant to a tree.

Perhaps the world may wish to know

The hue of this delightful bow,

And how it might be placed:

No, not from him, he only knows —

It might be purple, blue, or rose,—

’ Twas tied — with maiden taste.

Suffice it that the nymph was fair,

With dove-like eyes, and golden hair,

And feet of lily dye:

And, though these feet were pure from stain,

She turned her to the brook again,

And laved them dreamingly.

Awhile she sat in maiden mood,

And watch’ d the shadows in the flood,

Which varied with the stream:

And as each pretty foot she dips,

The ripples ope their crystal lips

In welcome, as’ twould seem.

But reveries are fleeting things,

Which come and go on Fancy’ s wings,

Now longer, and now shorter:

The Fair One well her day-dream nurst,

But, when the light-blown bubble burst,

She wearied of the water;

Betook her to the spot where yet

Safe tether’ d lay her snowy pet,

To roving tastes a martyr:

But something met the damsel’ s gaze,

Which made her cry in sheer amaze,

“Good gracious! where’ s my garter?”

Yes! where indeed? the echoes there,

Inquisitive, responded “where?”

And mourn’ d the missing fetter:

A something else a little space

Must render duty in its place,

Till banish’ d for a better.

The blushing Fair her lamb led home,

Perhaps resolved no more to roam

At peep of day together;

If chance so takes them, it is plain

She will not venture forth again

Without an extra tether.

A fair white stone will mark this morn —

He wears a prize, one lightly worn,

Love’ s gage ( though not intended );

Of course he’ ll guard it near his heart,

Till suns and even stars depart,

And chivalry has ended.

And knighthood he’ ll not envy you,

The crosses, stars, and cordons bleus,

Which pride for folly barters;

He’ ll bear his cross’ mid mundane jars,

His ribbon prize, and thank his stars

He does not crave your garters!