WHEN THE SIRUP'S ON THE FLAPJACK

When the sirup's on the flapjack and the coffee's in the pot;

When the fly is in the butter — where he'd rather be than not;

When the cloth is on the table, and the plates are on the cloth;

When the salt is in the shaker and the chicken's in the broth;

When the cream is in the pitcher and the pitcher's on the tray,

And the tray is on the sideboard when it is n't on the way;

When the rind is on the bacon and likewise upon the cheese,

Then I somehow feel inspired to do a string of rimes like these.