Wild Oats

About twenty years ago

Two girls came in where I worked -

A bosomy English rose

And her friend in specs I could talk to.

Faces in those days sparked

The whole shooting-match off, and I doubt

If ever one had like hers:

But it was the friend I took out,

And in seven years after that

Wrote over four hundred letters,

Gave a ten-guinea ring

I got back in the end, and met

At numerous cathedral cities

Unknown to the clergy. I believe

I met beautiful twice. She was trying

Both times (so I thought) not to laugh.

Parting, after about five

Rehearsals, was an agreement

That I was too selfish, withdrawn

And easily bored to love.

Well, useful to get that learnt,

In my wallet are still two snaps,

Of bosomy rose with fur gloves on.

Unlucky charms, perhaps.