Lopsided

My breasts are lopsided. The silicone disks each doing its own thing.

The plastic surgeon was great and apparently at some point these gummy boobs settle. I was going to show you a photo but then wondered if that would be porn.

But how are these things under my skin different than the steel plate in my wrist or my knee caps?Interestingly, strange with a Frankenstein scar where a nipple should be. One breast an inch lower than the other.

These pretenders are so FUNNY. Making me laugh in the mirror this early morning.