Up To Six Prunes

Mom called me to let me know she had made it to six prunes.

"The Doctor told me my bowels are long and loopy", and so the prunes were prescribed.

"Your kids need prunes Erin, soak them daily in O.J. and make it work".

I am up to six a day, though I doubt I would rush it to that level.

Powerful stuff those prunes.

I thanked her for the phone call and quickly erased the conversation from my day.