Spike Milligan
On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
There must be a wound!
No one can be this hurt
and not bleed.
How could she injure me so?
No marks
No bruises
Worse!
People say 'My, you're looking well'
